hey wassa-matta-you, altair?

lannistersex:

"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"

lannistersex:

"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"

(via a-damn-wizard)

— 6 hours ago with 34685 notes
Dating Tip

tentailsjinchuriki:

On your 3rd or 4th date show up in your Akatsuki cosplay without any explanation. This shows that you are mysterious, unpredictable, and a missing S-rank shinobi. 

(via gameoverkid)

— 21 hours ago with 1011 notes
shitmishacollinssays:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

Okay this is the best ever.dickens wrote something classicly racist / stereotypic so i told him to stop it and now emily dickinson and charles dickens won’t stop fighting over changing the spelling of ‘dickens’ back and forth between dickens and dickinson like the goddamn fairies and the pink and blue in sleeping beauty.

shitmishacollinssays:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

Okay this is the best ever.
dickens wrote something classicly racist / stereotypic so i told him to stop it and now emily dickinson and charles dickens won’t stop fighting over changing the spelling of ‘dickens’ back and forth between dickens and dickinson like the goddamn fairies and the pink and blue in sleeping beauty.

(via beartopus)

— 21 hours ago with 142003 notes

hi:

attractive strangers make everything better

(via hi)

— 21 hours ago with 80969 notes

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

— 1 day ago with 5414 notes
jetgreguar:

still my favorite fucking thing

jetgreguar:

still my favorite fucking thing

(Source: fruj, via mondo-s)

— 1 day ago with 468651 notes

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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(via mondo-s)

— 1 day ago with 58069 notes